TONY THE TIGER IS COMING TO UMW!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJweOaoZhJs&feature=related  "Hey Tony, I like the things you do.  Hey Tony, if I could I would be you.  You're the one and only tiger with the one and only taste.  You know how to take a breakfast and make it GRRRRRREAT!  Frosted Flakes are more than good, THEY'RE GRRREAT!"

For the record, I hate Frosted Flakes.  They taste awful.  The reason I am so excited for this celebrity to come is I sang this so to my roommate for a good straight week.  She hated me for it!  When I informed her of his pending arrival she screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO!"  This will be epic.

I have an irrational fear of people dressed in costumes.  They completely freak me out.  I cannot stand them.  I don't like to see them and I do not want them to be anywhere near me.  I hate when they try to hug you, give you candy, give you high fives, or try to be funny.  I've asked my mom and dad several times if I had some traumatic experience with them in the past.  Every time they tell me no.  My mom has mentioned that I always cried when going to sit on Santa's lap and I would never go up to mascots like other little kids.  My fear has gotten a little bit better as I get older, but I think that is only because they tend to go up to little kids.  I'm sure my fear will come back completely when I have kids of my own, for the same reason.

Here are some people who feel the same way, and for good reason!

THESE ARE SO CREEPY!  AND WHY SIT ON THIS OLD GUYS LAP!  I FEAR THEM TO NO END.  DO NOT LET THEM NEAR ME!