Dear Blank

Dear Person above me,
If you dont stop pounding on whatever your pounding on I'm going to pound on you.
Love,
Girl with a headache


Dear Dump Truck,
Why, you need to constantly make noise is beyond me. I want to get a larger dump truck and dump you off a cliff.
Love,
Girl trying to do her dormwork


Dear College,
No one likes your stupid new school pride street art. Please get rid of it and stop increasing tuition for dumb things.
Love,
Broke college student


Dear Suitemate,
It's a shared bathroom, learn to clean.
Love,
Girl with sore shoulder from scrubbing you grime


Dear Professers,
Your class is not the only one I have.
Love,
Homework overload


Dear Insomnia,
Please go away.
Love,
Tired


Dear Girl Scouts,
Where are your cookies?
Love,
That time of the month


Dear Commercial,
You can't be "just a little bit pregnant".
Love,
you are or you arent


Dear Chin,
This is not a dance cometition, stop breaking out.
Love,
Stressed girl


Dear Obnoxious kid,
You are not always right, as a matter of fact if you took a class vote, youre never right.
Love,
Please be quiet


Dear A cup,
I'd be glad to share
Love,
C cup


Dear Nails,
please scratch me when I try to bite you.
Love,
Attempting to break to habit

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